Story: Adebimpe The Facebook Girl (+18) - Season 2 Episode 5

We went outside together to meet kemi. As we stepped out of the door, I saw a young lady standing by a bike- man at the other side of the road. I was so disappointed in what I saw, kemi wasn’t as pretty and adoring as the lady I have been seeing on facebook. Her face looked so rough and full of spots compared to the clean and radiating face I have been seeing on facebook. Is that the babe? “Segun asked me”. I guess so “I replied”. I picked my phone to call her she picked. She saw me at the other side of the road but she refused to cross, she was waving her hand to me that I should cross over and she was pointing at the bikeman at the same time. ME: ****whispers**** segun, you sure say this babe go sure? SEGE: just calm down and leave everything to me. Segun and I crossed to the other side of the road and we walked closer to kemi. ME: ***hugs****hi love KEMI: hi dear. ME: meet my brother segun I was telling you about, ******introduced her to segun***** SEGE: ***hands shake**** its nice meeting you our wife. KEMI: ****smiled*****. Onihaxy, Please I don’t want to stay long outdoor, I sneaked out of the house and I must return before they find out that I’m missing. SEGE: lailai, that cannot be possible. Don’t you know I have been waiting here for the past 3 days just to meet you?, I should have travelled 2 days ago but I decided to wait and see our wife so as to give our parents feedback when I reached home. ME: yeah, he is right KEMI: ***smiled**** but you have seen me now. I don’t want to stay outdoor for long please SEGE: ****moved closer to kemi****so you mean main road reception is the best you can give to your father in-law. Common baby, don’t abuse tradition, come in and let’s know each other formally. ******held kemi’s hand.KEMI: oooooooooh God. ME: ****silent and watching****** KEMI: but the bikeman is here waiting. SEGUN: ***moved closer to the bike while kemi and I were walking away slowly****** how much is your money? BIKEMAN: 200naira Segun paid the bikeman and the bikeman drove away. I was amazed how segun got to know that kemi hasn’t paid her bike fare. I guess he observed the situation. Segun catch up with us and we crossed together. Segun began to chat with kemi and they were flowing nicely. He took charge of the whole situation as we entered the room. He entertained kemi, asked her about her work, school, life generally and kemi was flowing well. I was only letting out smiles and interrupting because segun really surprised me. After about 8 minutes of having fun chat with kemi, segun stood up and pulled his leather box. SEGE: bros, I’m travelling. Let me give you and your wife some privacy ME: ****laughs*** ok bro. My regards to mummy KEMI: I will soon be going too. SEGUN: so soon?. That reminds me. I promised you a gift. I will tell bro onihaxy to give you. KEMI: *****smiled and appreciate*** thanks my inlaw. SEGUN: ehn ehn bros, what about the money you want to give me now?, ME: I thought you have forgotten SEGE: forget ke?, lailai. ME: that’s even good. To make things easier. Take this ATM. *****bring out atm card from my wallet and hand it over to segun. Withdraw 50k from the account. SEGE: eeeeeeh bros, everything for me?. ME: no, my wife and I are going out for shopping. I will. Only give you the amount you request for, I want to use the rest for shopping. KEMI: *****smiled and feeling relaxed and comfortable. SEGE: ****winked at me*****. Bros, that money won’t be enough to shop for our wife after deducting mine. Please go with enough cash. ME: hmmmmmmmmm. So you and your wife want to drain my account abi? SEGE: no bros. Just do the needful, first impression last longer. KEMI: ****felling more relaxed**** bro segun. Don’t mind your elder brother jaree. He is too stingy. ME: hmmmmmm, ok, withdraw 60k then. You should take 10k while my wife and I will use the remaining 50k. SEGE: that’s my lovely brother, let me rush down to the nearest ATM. KEMI: ******feeling totally relaxed****. Thanks jaree uncle segun. Please be fast, I won’t be staying long. SEGE: **pats kemi on the shoulder*** I will be right back dear. Even me, I need to travel earlier. ME: ok ooooooooo. Husband and wife KEMI: onihaxy, na jealousy go kill you SEGE: ***laughs*****. Erhmmm, bros, I dey come. Segun walked out of the room. On closing the door, he yelled from outside. “Bro onihaxy, come and see something”. I excused myself from kemi and went outside to meet segun. ME: guy u try ooooo. This your small head, na so so bad thing full am. SEGE: sebi I told you to leave every plans to the event planner na. ME: that’s my guy. SEGE: you no well ni. I don buy time for you. Use it well and fucck the girl wella. I no wan hear story ooooo. ME: so what will happen to the atm card issue na?. I have only 2,500naira in the account. SEGE: ******laughs*****, Mr maga, who told you I want to withdraw money from the account in the first place?. Abeg go fucck wetin you want to Bleep jareeee. I went back inside the room and met my kemisola fully relaxed and balanced. I went back into the room, lock the door and sat on my bed closer to kemi staring at her appearance, she looked different from what I saw on facebook but her b0s0ms and butts are the same. She was putting on a jean trouser with a blue top. ME: you are looking prettier than the kemi I saw on facebook KEMI: I know you are teasing me ME: I’m so serious baby KEMI: thanks dear ME: you are welcome KEMI: that reminds me, where is my airtime? ME: *****oloshi, this girl don craze ooo*** I remembered dear, I will buy it for you when we are going out KEMI: that’s why I love you. How much? ME: maybe 400naira. KEMI: thanks darling ME: you are welcome, *** stretched my hand and placed her palm on mine**** don’t mind my brother, he is very funny KEMI: **grin** indeed, and he is nice ME: really?, how? KEMI: instincts. ME: hmmmmmmmm, so how is everything with you?, never knew I would see you so soon ******teasing her palm with my middle finger. KEMI: so you think I won’t show up? ME: not really, just that I thought you were pulling my legs. KEMI: I see!! I drew closer to kemi, I held her second hand with mine, looked into her eyes for a few seconds and our heads was getting closer. Finally, our lips met and we began to kiss. The kiss was getting deeper as she began to press my head closer. I began to move my hand downward to her neck, I tickled her cleavage and was about dipping my hands into her b0s0ms when she resisted me. I felt sad but never gave up, we kissed again and I made the second attempt of locating her b0s0m, but this time, I went through her under-gown instead of the top, I found her bra and intended dipping my hands inside it but she resisted again. ***which kind witchcraft be this na. I ignored the b0s0m, I moved my hands down to the abdomen and tickled the round spot on it and she began to jerk gradually, ****hmmm, every girl has different weak point ooo. Bimpe’s own was her Tip while this one na abdomen*****, I noticed her that her mood was getting more passionate, I continued on the abdomen for more seconds, I noticed some tiny hairs directly below the navel and I played with the hairs as I traced it downward, the jerking was increasing as she began to let out soft m0ans, she removed her mouth from mine, pushed her head upwards and placed her neck on my lips. I utilised the opportunity and kissed her neck down to her cleavage. This time, I decided to go upward to the b0s0m again and behold, there was no resistance. I pushed up her top, pulled out the b0s0ms from the bra. Pushed her back on the bed as I began to manipulate the Tips, the m0an!ng continued but the tempo never increased. I can tell it when a girl isn’t enjoying a b0s0m sU-Cking so I changed tactics. I decided to sU-Ck the entire Tip and choke my mouth with as much flesh as possible and gently squeezing the second b0s0m. This time, the m0ans was increasing in tempo. I decided to upgrade, I moved the left hand downwards while still sU-Cking and swapping the Tips. I traced my hands down to the navel and I noticed that she jerked again just like she did the first time. I traced the tiny hairs beneath the abdomen and my trace led me straight to the button of her jeans trouser. *****chai, which kind of obstacle is this?, why can’t she wear a skirt or gown? *******. I tried loosing the button and she held me hand and screamed “stop!!!”. ME: what is it dear? KEMI: ****wears her top very well and adjusted her bra*****. What are you trying to do?, you want to have sex with me?, on a first date?. ME *****silent and nodded sideways**** KEMI: so you invited me here because of sex. ME: no dear. KEMI: then let’s stop it. This is our first date, and besides, your brother should be on his way back. ME: ********frowned and sad*****

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